Things I've learned a little too recently...

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Buffalo mozzarella is made from buffalo milk, and is not just big mozzarella.

Buffaloes come in male and female.

The plural of buffalo is buffaloes.

Nuns are not entitled to free travel, unless they are over 66, which they often are.

On a similar theme, Junior Minister doesn't necessarily mean young.

When your pregnant friend texts you from her hospital appointment saying 'head down, bum in the air' she means the baby.

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  1. RadgeSeptember 27, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    I knew about 6% of all that.

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    1. shinySeptember 27, 2012 at 12:53 PM

      The Junior Minister bit? I think I thought they were like an intern, or on work experience!

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