and so it was..
I could tell my life story, though even the interesting parts aren't that interesting. I'm sure I'll get to them eventually anyway.
I could explain where 'shiny' came from or why this blog was going to be called 'monkey chicken', but I can't exactly remember.
I could tell you what I had for dinner, as food will no doubt feature often.
Really, it doesn't matter, no one is reading. At least not yet.
Where do I go from here?